My friends, man did not evolve from the ape, but the ape devolved from man.

Ape!

Ape!

From the first wiggly protozoa here in the sea to the ape and finally to man.

Ice Ape

You squareheaded ape.

Maybe you're wondering, So, you see this ape feature, human feature, ape feature.

If you had read further, you would see that I also say that man is not an ape.

Hold your horses, ape!

An ape like me

Stand back, you hairy ape!

Who you calling a hairy ape?

That's a bit of an ape.

Hoitytoity, describing me like a ape.

The vocal chords will be eliminated by a process of evolution as was the tail of man when he came from the ape.

That's why they were called ape hangers.

I think you're a stupid, vicious ape.

'A great ape on a football field'.

A great ape on a football field!

A great ape on a football field.

You ape! You belong in a cage!

You done that on purpose, you hairy ape.

The manners of a great big educated ape.

Are you an inherited loan from the ape?

Oh... you're a great ape. You don't believe me?

We have a much larger brain than our ape ancestors.

Man's still an ape, and his creed's still a totem pole.

I doubt very much that you'd like her in The Hairy Ape.

And essentially we are just an upright walking, big brained, super intelligent ape.

I think it would be something out of the aquatic ape thing, wouldn't it?

A painting means as much to you as a string of pearls to an ape.

It took nature 100 million years to make the ape stand up and become Homo sapiens.

Some of them smartaleck college professors are trying to prove that this here ape is your greatgreatgrandfather.

As we evolved from our ape like ancestors on the African savanna, what distinguished us was our larger brains.

It had a swooping banana seat and those ape hanger handlebars that made the rider look like an orangutan.

But as far as we know, we're the only upright walking ape that exists on planet Earth today, except for the bonobos.

Because you show off every Saturday in front of thousands of them, because you're... you're just a great ape on a football field.

It gives a thorough background on great ape behaviour and ecology, including detailed habitat requirements, their ecological role, and the possible consequences of their decline.

Her talk about the aquatic ape, and the link, of course, the link between Darwinism and the fact that we are all naked beneath this we're not hirsute and we can swim rather well.

Man, oh, man!

A dead man, an evil man, a bad man.

For it is given in certain UFO ology or UFOlogy circles, that the aliens are already here and have been for millennia that they have walked among us in disguise, observing us, guiding our evolution from ape to man if you believe in that sort of thing and, occasionally, kidnapping us in their flying saucers and taking us away to have sex with us in pyramids.

Man down! Man down!

Man doesn't eat man.

He's a man...a real man!