Don't you lie to me, don't lie!

I don't wanna kid myself or you.

Once you start fooling people, you have to keep on fooling them.

On the level.

He couldn't go through with the wedding.

You couldn't deceive her even if you were mean enough to want to.

I know her as her lawyer. That's sufficient.

You can't fool her.

He could always fool you but not me.

And you're too nice a guy tototo be a phoney and keep on being a phoney.

You cannot pull the wool over my eyes.

I have a startling surprise for the benefit of the hospital.

But you never fooled me with your song and dance. Not for a second.

Not, really.

I've told you a dozen times.

You can't fool me.

No, I've never hustled you, even when I thought I was, you know it.

Don't kid yourself.

Don't deceive yourself.

I wouldn't kid you, Mike.

I don't know what you mean. LaTour hates you.

You can't kid me, Webb Garwood.

You ain't pulling a fast one on me?

It looks to me like you been swindled. And when you get swindled under Napoleonic Code, I get swindled too. I don't like to get swindled.

But you're not asleep. No, you can't deceive me.

Sure. Honest, I was.

You don't fool me. Mmhm.

You can't pull the wool over my eyes.

We got some bucks to make around here. Go ahead and marry her, but hurry it up.

You're not fooling me, you're proud of him.

Look, you're just cheating yourself. Don't you understand?

They crossed you, didn't they?

Don't be playing around with your boyfriend.

You liar. It was her, wasn't it?

Do you have to cheat at everything?

afterwards. First about yourself, my deceiving you.

You're hustling me. You've never stopped hustling me.

Not deceiving you, I'm not kidding.

Thanks, but you don't have to pretend for me.

Fooled you completely, didn't she?

He, Jamie? Yes you can't kid us Mama.

Careful. Don't let him move you.

Well, why don't you stop then?

You're impossible, you would even delude a saint!

You don't think we can fool you now?