A prairie oyster, sir. Prairie oyster?

BBut surely the grouse are not in season?

Whenever a McTarry dies, the grouse come into season.

Scotland's grouse shooting season will begin later, with cold weather hitting bird numbers this year.

and awa' we go to the memorial grouse shoot.

Ah, well. A little bbeauty sleep before the grouse shoot, perhaps?

Cold spring could affect Scottish grouse shooting season

Marking the start of the season, the Scottish Gamekeepers Association (SGA) said grouse shooting sustained more jobs than the Edinburgh festivals.

The opening day of the grouse shooting season is traditionally known as the Glorious Twelfth.

And after an hour's repose, the piper wakes us to the tune o' Awa' to the Grouse

RSPB Scotland believes that eight golden eagles have been killed illegally around grouse moors

The chicks are teaching the hen.

Many gamekeepers acknowledge that grouse shooting is not universally popular, but the SGA said the industry had made significant strides in terms of best practice.

Soldier's Gray and Gaffer's Gray!

McDonald's actually spent 10 years coming out with a chicken like product.

If you marry a chicken follow the chicken, if you marry a dog follow the dog.

We must learn to accept the people around us.

A woman should follow whatever her husband orders.

Turkey, trying to pass for chicken.

They did chicken pot pie, they did fried chicken, and then they finally introduced Chicken McNuggets.

He has an egg and is eating it.

Similarly, for chicken, while the main markets are for breast and deboned legs, in China and Hong Kong there is a high demand for lower valued parts such as feet, neck and wings.

But landowners insisted they were committed to conservation and that grouse shooting was vital to the rural economy.

We are speaking about the same thing, just in different words.

Here is my egg. And here is mine.

I gave my love a chicken without no bone

Obsessed by the story of an egg! Softboiled eggs!

And a chicken.

The roast!

Eggs.

He must be the one, running up and down like a chick without its hen mother.

Why do chicks hatch from eggs looking like chickens?

It's a very elaborate and beautiful dance, but I'm going to just give you a close up on one piece of it, and that is the relationship between his cattle and his chickens, his laying hens.

For most strains, you could get one to two doses of vaccine per egg.

My boy says he can eat 50 eggs, he can eat 50 eggs.

My, my. Scrambled eggs. Egg.

Turkey.

Gathering the eggs.

That's a roast?

Goose pimples?

Run, chicken.

Chickens.

Egg.

the chicken feed.

Soldier's Gray.