Except for that creepy guy in the background.

Wipe off that silly grin, soldier. This is the army.

You only know casual talk and have no respect

Or maybe you take a chance now and then just for laughs. Or maybe it doesn't work that way.

(all) We're strictly tourists You can titter and jeer

But it won't mean much more to them thanjust another bit of gossip to snort and snigger over.

I decided to play a practical joke and pretend I was a burglar.

So every time I lift the heap, I peek, right.

Okay, I hear you were laughing nervously because you too could hear that the drill was a little bit sharp, the intonation was a little questionable.

But of course, you know, the reason you're laughing is bad for humans too.

Oh, my colleagues see me laughing. I must not have enough work, or, Oh, I've got to hide because my boss might see me.

This was flying around in the party last night, and you can see how it just can fly around, and you can spy on anybody you want.

But what if the option to have your car stolen was not exactly like this.

Then why are you riding around on a motorcycle wearing an evil mask stealing people's cards and laughing like a maniac?

You've got a nerve to steal other people's property and call it a joke.

With half the fatheaded cops in Chicago running around in circles... wondering about it while we sat back and laughed at 'em, huh?

Now, 18th century peasants know that there is one pretty safe rule in life, which is if something is worth guarding, it's worth stealing.

It's a funny idea, because why would having your car stolen, in this set, influence anything?

It's theft. And theft makes thieves.

He secretly placed it.

She went secretly.

I was secretly in love with him.

I'm secretly in love with her.

Steal the woman? Why?

Well, not theft.

I mean, people steal! ... A lot!

OK. Another person. Oh, I forgot, I shouldn't shuffle but I think actually, my technique is to peek, all the time.

Let's sneak up on it.

But sneakin' up thataway by yourself.

Lovely!

horsetheft, theft of supplies belonging to the Union army...

Whisper to watchers only

Stop, thief!

Come on. Let's sneak up and see her.

If they catch me, they'll make me get off.

My car was stolen by a thief.

Hey, how about smuggling her up here?

No, not exactly... Secret visits, huh?

I'm a sneaky type.

Us? We intend to cross the border. The border?

then we'd be married secretly.

What did she whisper to you?

You've come here to sneak.

I used to work with a bunch of uptight religious people, so sometimes I didn't wear panties, and just had a big smile and chuckled to myself.

Everyone secretly watched them, but everyone claimed not to.