At two in the morning he sent me down for hot dogs and potato salad.

The twist in this tale is that only half of the owners were correctly informed. Half of the time, Horowitz told the owner of a dog that had actually left the biscuit alone that his dog had taken the treat.

Half of the time, Horowitz told the owner of a dog that had actually left the biscuit alone that his dog had taken the treat. And half the time the owner of a naughty dog was told that his dog had been good.

That's half the weight of my dog, Huxley.

Come on, doggy.

Sort of like a dog?

No, we go, Puppy, sit boom, it's got it in six to 10 trials.

It's Spot. Bjørn's dog.

You couldn't get half a dozen coats out of the whole caboodle.

Some people see a Dalmatian dog.

I am not in the least afraid of dogs.

A Dalmatian plantation, I say.

Fifteen Dalmatian puppies, stolen!

And what we're doing, in essence, is we're teaching the dog, kind of like we're letting the dog think that the dog is training us.

Not that kind.

A miserable shit from your point of view.

Like cats and dogs. Not like brothers at all.

How about some halfandhalf?

I want a muzzle. A good, strong muzzle.

11 30pm

Fourthirty!

At 9.30.

6 30?

Twothirty.

Half past 6.

Seven thirty?

What time is it? It is ten thirty.

It consists of a stoneware dog, halfglazed at great heat, an excellent example of Annamese ceramics.

This is a cardboard model, a little bit smaller than the hyena.

Georges, take the dog out for a walk.

Fifteen spotted puddles stolen. Oh, balderdash.

About 2 or 2 30.

It's 3 30.

10 30.

It's only 10 30.

Half past one!

Halfpast six.

Breakfast at 4 30, Groot. Trail at 5 00.

Blows three times a day, just like now. 8 00 in the morning, 12 00 noon, 4 30.

Goodbye. 6 30?

Around 7 30.

Around 2 30.

3.30 am.

He said 3.30.

It's 6 30.