I never had babies because heads cannot give birth.

Mother apos s age at birth of first child

His ancestor came from the woman he wed.

There ain't nobody in this here town living intelligently. Nobody.

Mr. Song, I am old Zhang that guard the garden

So when Beverly and I were born, there were 450,000 lions, and today there are 20,000.

After the marriage, the doctor told me the old man might live to be 80.

And he lives in the sand, and he catches things that go by overhead.

Sigbritt's eldest boy will soon be 50.

The old man!

Those first weeks we spent together were the most wonderful I've ever known.

Picks and spades, pans, burros.

A jackass?

Pipe. Pap.

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childbearing would come as easy as rolling off a log.

Furthermore, your stories may be holding out false hope of a pardon... to both Frank Wiecek and his mother.

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Rock, paper, scissors.

Men taking the lead

What about your old man?

And a good day to you, Mr. Eckland.

The old man?

I suppose your Vic'll be the next one. He's got plenty of time yet.

But if it be a shame for a woman to be shorn, let her be covered.

Don't rib the old guy.

Pa, wake up.

It's in a ditty bag, Joe.

The old man's lookin' for ya.

It was the old man that died.

Watch your head.

Is he alive?

Fortyfour lions, a zebra, two ostriches and, uh...

For if the woman be not covered, let her also be shorn.

You act as if you were 50!

Sperm that sit around in the body for a week or more start to develop abnormalities that make them less effective at head banging their way into the egg.

So they'd take one string and they'd pull it over here and they couldn't reach the other string.

And for the first several hours, there was exactly one thought in my head.

You want people to use clean needles and junkies want to use clean needles.

Somebody hit him on the head with a bottle.

A gangster's wife?

It was only a mule.

You, the old man, or anybody.

Let's buy a donkey!

It's a very nice donkey.