You know, it's a spatula, it's a pry bar, it's a screwdriver and it's a blade.

Be father to my children, And husband to each wife,

Child Yeah.

Child Yeah.

Don't be a fool!

When I opened the casket, the mirror wouldn't work.

Certainly, son.

I've been his wife and maid.

I refuse to be silly.

You made a chump out of me.

Certainly, son.

Boy, it sure was.

And who will be the one?

His son wants to be a lawyer.

It's about time you rebels learned you can't take the law into your own hands. What are you laughing at?

Don't play dumb with me, Brown.

Nobody chickened.

Oh, where shall I find the company of real men?

Of course you're a phoney!

You're worse than a wife.

I don't use such words. Don't think we're fools.

If he were our very own we couldn't love him more.

And the monkeys in that monkey forest looked, actually, fairly happy.

And when that chair started to slip from under him.

Nothing. Nothing?

Don't be a fool, Kid. Drink it.

Buyin' a plane ticket... pawnin' a stolen cigarette case that's not smart.

I've even been a model for a while.

Do not treat me like a child.

But when the box is shut...

Of course, my child.

He treated me like a wife.

no.

You're to be his wife.

What did he look like?

When I was a child I knew nothing about this, of course.

Sure, sure, hanging around like a duck in a shooting gallery.

You don't make a fool of Ole.

I remember once, when she was little

'Course I do. Where you from, son?

I took thee for thy better.

Well, certainly I shadowed your wife.

Sure, kid, anytime.

I do not like being taken for a fool.

I know exactly what it looks like. Sure ..