And in those two years, I graduated with my first degree a bachelor s degree.

I got my masters, and then went to art school after that.

? Out went the lady with the alligator purse? With the alligator purse.

sure, I got my degree.

Now, in America law is a professional degree you get your university degree, then you go on to law school.

Ok. Romeo with a biology bo.

Law Degree cum laude in 1953 at the University of Messina.

I had no idea I would have a Ph.D.

My schoolmate is holding a map of Beijing in his hand.

What are you going to do with a master s degree?

I've looked forward to seeing you get your honorary degree.

Some of you may remember Star Wars Kid, the poor teenager who filmed himself with a golf ball retriever, acting as if it were a light saber.

In came the lady with the alligator purse

You never finished that MBA. Your wife left you.

I have a law degree from Grenoble.

Here is David, in the right. And he is holding a camera.

Go on, go on, go on.

And then, when you got the scholarship... and went to London...

And you can see that each of the experimenters is actually holding up a little, yellow food dish.

Some students took their certificate and presented this to an educational institution at which they were enrolled for actual college credit.

In Canada, five boys drop out for every three girls.

Here, lady. Take this quick.

The responsible bodies are MINEDUC, the Escuela Normal (Teacher Training College), the University of Panama and INAFORP

Young people in northern Canada, kids in an elementary school, dragging sleds across the school yard, pretending they were Richard, Ray and Kevin. Amazing.

You just hold that chain, Joker.

And so when I got my Ph.D., I should go and search for DNA.

Students had been armed with thousands of steel pipes, fire bombs and stones.

And then I started conducting, and I ended up doing my master's degree at the Juilliard School.

The pathologist takes that sample, freezes it, cuts it, looks in the microscope one by one and then calls back into the room.

And then we have this Captain Condom, with his Harvard MBA, going to schools and night spots.

I accept your invitation. But I find no solitary student with his books.

I won't get hit. Hold this.

Hold this.

Yes. Hold on.

That's easy too. Here...

Here.

Hold this.

Here it is!

Here, hold this.

Please.

Here, take it.

Here. Hold it.

Now, come.

Hold it, please.

Over here.