And they squirt the water into their mouths.

The gun that you see there sprays cells.

Now, about those flamethrowers, sir, to be on the safe side, I've requested three times as many as needed.

Sector two, flamethrowers ready to action.

Flame guns, two of them, firing astern.

Damned Spitfire attacked.

Except for the fountain.

the water in the fountains.

And that was that the Internet loves Mister Splashy Pants.

Main sector, flamethrowers ready, sir. Go ahead.

There's a water jet that cleans you.

And then there was this Mister Splashy Pants.

They even shoot women going to the fountain for water.

Like jumping into a fountain in Rome.

Get me into that tiled room and then out come the rubber hoses.

Now, I want you to imagine that I'm stroking it with this.

They sell Mister Splashy Pants shirts and pins.

These include inadequate or insufficient sprinkler and smoke detection systems and storage of documents and paper too close to sprinklers.

A new fountain and a new Tirzah. You've grown up.

Yeah, me upstairs putting perfume behind my ears.

The idea was, Vote your conscience, vote for Mister Splashy Pants.

It's like you've got a whale on the end of the line, ain't it?

What does that shoot? Water? Bullets, I'm afraid.

And this vent fluid is about 600 or 700 degrees F.

I want to go through life... jumping into fountains naked. Good night.

You're giving guns for water.

So, we changed it to Fightin' Splashy.

Water's pumped from the lake and is filtered and shot as a fine mist through an array of high pressure fog nozzles, 35,000 of them. And a weather station is on the structure.

Everyone wants to hear their news anchor say, Mister Splashy Pants.

the names of the statues, the shape of the shrubs, the water in the fountains, the color of the sky.

Yes, I know. She is the one who jumped into a fountain in Rome last summer, isn't she ?

In case you're interested, I was pushed into that fountain.

Yes, that's the truth, but I was pushed into that fountain, and that's the truth too.

Why, a woman going anywhere but the hospital would always take makeup, perfume and jewelry.

They squirt them at each other, which is lovely and innocent.

You heard my offer. Water for guns.

This was a harpoon gun... he was, er, skindiving.

According to the residents, eight pipes were perforated and their water spilled, a charge denied by the Civil Administration.

We changed our logo, for the day, from the alien to a Splashy, to sort of help the cause.

And the tiny water crystals here now look for all the world like they are frozen droplets of salty water, which is a discovery that suggests that not only do the jets come from pockets of liquid water, but that that liquid water is in contact with rock.

For every rifle you send, he will send a pint of water.

They've got fountains there that squirt you

Which is pretty impressive right? We won! Mister Splashy Pants was chosen. Hmm, just kidding. Okay.

So you've got traditional things like pepper spray, O.C. spray up at the top there, or Tasers over here.

And these are used with traces of blood visible.