And this vent fluid is about 600 or 700 degrees F.

And over the tops of them is 3,000 to 4,000 meters of water creating enormous pressure, forcing water down through the cracks toward the center of the earth, until it hits a magma chamber where it becomes superheated and supersaturated with minerals, reverses its flow and starts shooting back to the surface and is ejected out of the earth like a geyser at Yellowstone.

And they squirt the water into their mouths.

And the tiny water crystals here now look for all the world like they are frozen droplets of salty water, which is a discovery that suggests that not only do the jets come from pockets of liquid water, but that that liquid water is in contact with rock.

And that was that the Internet loves Mister Splashy Pants.

And this, this was special. Mister Pants, or Splashy, to his friends, was very popular on the Internet.

There's a water jet that cleans you.

And then there was this Mister Splashy Pants.

They sell Mister Splashy Pants shirts and pins.

The idea was, Vote your conscience, vote for Mister Splashy Pants.

Water's pumped from the lake and is filtered and shot as a fine mist through an array of high pressure fog nozzles, 35,000 of them. And a weather station is on the structure.

So, we changed it to Fightin' Splashy.

And at that time two years ago I mentioned that we were speculating that these jets might in fact be geysers, and erupting from pockets or chambers of liquid water underneath the surface, but we weren't really sure.

Everyone wants to hear their news anchor say, Mister Splashy Pants.

They squirt them at each other, which is lovely and innocent.

We changed our logo, for the day, from the alien to a Splashy, to sort of help the cause.

And I also reported that we'd made this mind blowing discovery this once in a lifetime discovery of towering jets erupting from those fractures at the south pole, consisting of tiny water ice crystals accompanied by water vapor and simple organic compounds like carbon dioxide and methane.

Which is pretty impressive right? We won! Mister Splashy Pants was chosen. Hmm, just kidding. Okay.

You could do the same with a space spray.

It redefines the role of skin, and our bodies become an atomizer.

We've flown the Cassini Spacecraft by this moon now several times, flying closer and deeper into these jets, into the denser regions of these jets, so that now we have come away with some very precise compositional measurements.

And it wasn't long before other sites like Fark and Boing Boing and the rest of the Internet started saying, Yes! We love Splashy Pants.

Water wings an inch of water.

There's a guy with a flame thrower there, giving me what for.

The gun that you see there sprays cells.

Water based sunblock with a strong penetration is often applied to oily skin. Sunscreen spray is also a good choice.

If you'd loan me your Gulfstream, I'll rip its wings off and generate you a megawatt.

Now, the physics of the human brain could hardly be more unlike the physics of such a jet.

In addition, some of the staff at the refugee camps received overtime or other allowances.

He drools.

If you're ever in Kentucky, there's, you can see a movie of the flood, and they have sprinklers in the ceiling that will sprinkle on you during the flood scenes.

They even created an e card so you could send your friend a dancing Splashy.

The red dot is the laser light of the submarine Alvin to give us an idea about how far away we are from the vents.

Fiction is flowing water.

Gushing water,

And in perpetually flowing water.

and outpoured waters,

And water everflowing.

And outpouring water.

and gushing water,

And water gushing,

and ever flowing water

and flowing water

And water poured out

and amid the extended shade