And by Best Friend Dog Food...

If I wanted to show you a picture of all the dog breeds in the world, and I put 30 or 40 of them on a slide, it would take about 10 slides because there about 400 breeds of dogs in the world.

Irish setter. Poor Abby.

You mangy mongrel!

The devil take it. They're mongrels, no spots!

Dognapping! Tsktsk. Can you imagine such a thing?

It shouldn't have happened to a dog.

He has a little trouble with words like dog and cat.

Dogs, horses and humans these are the three species which are so abused in life.

Thirty Kopeks, with the little dog on the pack.

Now, imagine each one of these varieties as being distinct from another about the same way as a poodle from a Great Dane.

Doggie.

Starboard, you English, silly son of a... (crash)

Customs and security authorities have dogs trained in the detection of drugs and explosives.

Good old Monty...good dog!

The puppies!

Here, puppies. Puppies, come on out.

Go away, nice doggie.

The doggy went into doggy day care.

A mongrel dog eating out of a garbage pail is a moocher to you.

I'll be fine.

Careful, doggy.

dog!

Good dog. Good dog.

You're a wicked naughty dog.

Of course, puppies.

Here, puppies.

It's dog eat dog, and the first bite counts.

What a perfectly beautiful little lady.

Here, dog.

Nice doggy

It's taking a walk.

The Marines are like my West Highland Terrier.

If you start taking losses, they see you as weak and shit.

No, we go, Puppy, sit boom, it's got it in six to 10 trials.

This dog is a mongrel.

Good dog, now...hold...hold!

Nice doggy. No, don't wiggle.

The puppies! The puppies.

The puppies are here!

And everybody's dogs at home have an autobiographical self to a certain degree.

If you marry a chicken follow the chicken, if you marry a dog follow the dog.

We must learn to accept the people around us.

A woman should follow whatever her husband orders.

To bed with you, dirty mutt.