Marvellous watchdog you are!

I ask owners, Well, how would you like the dog to greet you?

Hiya, fellas. How'd that there dog I swapped you come out?

Doggie.

Your refillable water bottle could be as dirty as a dog toy.

With a savage like that, it's dog eat dog.

We don't have a dog and the family isn't like that.

Good old Monty...good dog!

The puppies!

Here, puppies. Puppies, come on out.

Go away, nice doggie.

The doggy went into doggy day care.

Every dog is a lion at home.

I'll be fine.

Careful, doggy.

dog!

Good dog. Good dog.

Animal fan Nellie McKay sings a sparkling tribute to her dear dog. She suggests we all do the same Just go right to the pound And find yourself a hound And make that doggie proud 'cause that's what it's all about.

You're a wicked naughty dog.

Of course, puppies.

Here, puppies.

It's dog eat dog, and the first bite counts.

What a perfectly beautiful little lady.

Here, dog.

Nice doggy

It's taking a walk.

No, we go, Puppy, sit boom, it's got it in six to 10 trials.

I'm too old for that shit.

You stupid, clumsy, sonofa

Elsa will look after him. She's a wonderful watchdog.

This dog is a mongrel.

Good dog, now...hold...hold!

Nice doggy. No, don't wiggle.

The puppies! The puppies.

The puppies are here!

When I was 22 years old, I came home from work, put a leash on my dog and went for my usual run.

If you marry a chicken follow the chicken, if you marry a dog follow the dog.

We must learn to accept the people around us.

A woman should follow whatever her husband orders.

To bed with you, dirty mutt.

Oh, the puppies are here!

Oh! They took the puppies!

No, no, puddles.

Here, puppies! Come on now.

Why, everybody knows a dog's best friend is his human.