Tubbychubby Nika!

Who's Humpty Dumpty? (quietly)

Then you'll be just like Humpty Dumpty, all smashed up.

Men do come in slim and fat Tall, and small, and hefty

Sorry to disturb you at this hour, sir but we've heard from HumptyDumpty.

6,000 different languages spoken by six and a half billion people, all different colors, shapes, sizes.

Bring in those smug little ladies with their fat little hands, fat little souls and fat little...

Was the little man with the big eyebrows Mr. Molinelli?

A dwarf. A dwarf and a toadstool.

Fats, fats!

Yes. You're just as plump as a little partridge.

Okay, Shorty.

First one I think of was a short fella with heavy eyebrows that grew out every which way.

Didn't you see that stout gentleman?

Short.

That a boy, Shorty.

That a boy.

Shorty.

And dwarfs.

Dwarfs.

We're gonna nurse you back to health.

Tall or short?

Fellow like you can get princess, fat one.

She's, uh, rather plump, a little soapy... but a very interesting mustache.

There's a fat old captain of the guard down there with bow legs.

Fat?

I'm short.

Watch out for Fatso. Watch out for Fatso.

You'll sweat the lard off that fat carcass of yours...

I am shorter than you.

I am short.

I am too short.

Be seeing you, Humpty.

Goodbye, shorty.

Knock it off, shorty.

So you're Shorty's pal.

Take Peewee Johnson's.

Humpty O'Dougal's saloon.

That's our pony.

You know who I mean. The pudgy waitress you wasted.

And those fingers, them chubby fingers, and that stroke, like he's playing a violin.

So when you compare them to the Bonobo, the Bonobo is a little hairier.

Fat old women who have too much money and too many jewels.

He was fat. He's still fat.

Fats brown, that's what i get, fats brown.