This dog is a mongrel.

Must have spotted us, the bastards!

He got two medals. He's a pedigree.

When you meet lady dogs on the street that are not dachshunds... you must exercise some selfcontrol.

I left the fields... because I was working like a dog, and because I had no intention of ending up like my father.

Doggie.

Good old Monty...good dog!

The puppies!

Here, puppies. Puppies, come on out.

Go away, nice doggie.

The doggy went into doggy day care.

To pit your wits and that of a pack of hounds' against sheer animal cunning

I'll be fine.

Careful, doggy.

dog!

Good dog. Good dog.

You're a wicked naughty dog.

Of course, puppies.

Here, puppies.

It's dog eat dog, and the first bite counts.

What a perfectly beautiful little lady.

Here, dog.

Nice doggy

It's taking a walk.

No, we go, Puppy, sit boom, it's got it in six to 10 trials.

Good dog, now...hold...hold!

Nice doggy. No, don't wiggle.

The puppies! The puppies.

The puppies are here!

If you marry a chicken follow the chicken, if you marry a dog follow the dog.

We must learn to accept the people around us.

A woman should follow whatever her husband orders.

To bed with you, dirty mutt.

Oh, the puppies are here!

Oh! They took the puppies!

No, no, puddles.

Here, puppies! Come on now.

She goes, What about dogs?

You dumb dog...you!

Hot dogs! Get them while they're hot! Redhot!

Hot dogs. Here y'are. Get your red hots.

Here, dog, here.

Police? Help! The puppies.

It sounds like puppies, sir.

Dogboy, shut them dogs up.