I once had a cousin who had a duodenal ulcer and an extremely funny face, both at the same time.

He was said to be suffering from gastrointestinal problems, an enlarged lymph node, rectal bleeding, festering jaw sores and high blood pressure and was allegedly denied adequate medical treatment.

Or fester like a sore

The proposed reserves will have visitors' centres, lodging facilities for personnel, access roads, support equipment and fencing.

I bet you got an ulcer.

No, no, no. Ulcers.

Bye, Sig. I wonder if I've got room for another ulcer.

I think I got an ulcer or something.

All the way home we'll be riding on Herbie Taylor's ulcers.

Having an ulcer is like having a burglar alarm go off inside you.

You watch your ulcers, I'll watch those two.

This is a diabetic ulcer. It's tragic.

For example, there's the triton water gout, irritated stomachs, pimples blotches, ulcers.

Why don't you give your ulcers a break and go home?

How is your stomach ulcer?

What I'm about to show you is a diabetic ulcer.

He was a smart producer with a set of ulcers to prove it.

I think a lot of times we hear about diabetics, diabetic ulcers, we just don't connect the ulcer with the eventual treatment, which is amputation, if you can't heal it.

So we know, for example, that two sugar pills a day are a more effective treatment for getting rid of gastric ulcers than one sugar pill.

Skip a meal, you gotta take an aspirin. Too many aspirins, you got an ulcer.

And this lady decided, after a year of attempted treatment of that ulcer, that she would try this new therapy that Steve invented.

A medical examination revealed the presence of multiple bruises, two fractures of the facial and skull bones, a circular peri colonal ulcer on the penis, soft tissue injuries and acute bronchitis.

They'd leave, but we played with the babies, though a lot had sores from diseases you're not supposed to talk about.

78. Two consultants carried out a training course to demonstrate simple and inexpensive techniques for the treatment of caries and donated relevant equipment.

During most visits he had complaints concerning his general health, including a bad back, gastric ulcer, kidney infection and thyroid problems, causing, inter alia, sleeping problems.

Yes, sir. Sausage.

I took the three elements stomach, small intestine and colon.

I'm the Wienie King invented the Texas Wienie.

Gastroenterological diseases

A cold heart, partly reduced in size.

Nothing but guts.

Colon trouble.

He has a heart of stone.

One pilsner here!

Oh, the Wienie King.

He's very sentimental.

You're not a bad guy after all.

L'm too soft.

Though he's a lover, when you are in trouble

Give me a sausage.

You want a sausage?

I haven't the heart.

This sausage is fabulous.

You're cooking fagiolini again?

You have a heart of stone!