Got any ideas about going into show business?

Isn't this small stuff for a good performer?

He does a transvestite turn.

You missed the point of our act. I'm just the girl assistant with the exposed legs.

Root from the grandstand. I can't stomach you before breakfast.

We can be proud of our Punchy. He had a triumph at the dog show.

Now, in three short years, we've come a long way with stand up comedy shows happening even in Saudi Arabia.

Ursula's waiting. I've got to learn my speech for tomorrow's rehearsal.

I just did a seven country solo tour.

This jellyfish, for example, has a spectacular bioluminescent display.

One thing no, Hitch. She ain't going in to show business.

And little did I know that one year later ... we'd be doing this show. Sobule I sing. Sweeney I tell stories. Together The Jill and Julia Show. Sobule Hey, they asked us back! Sweeney Can you stand it?!

Number two I am going to put together an incredible line up of speakers for next year.

Now, the best breeding ground for good comic writing is the stand up comedy circuit, where they just happen to say that you kill when you do well and you bomb when you do badly.

And if you listen to me you'll let me learn you a couple of dance routines to put you in the show.

Table No. 10 sic

Finally, I want to say that before I came to speak here, I was told that the principle of TEDGlobal is that the good speech should be like a miniskirt.

So teachers become great actors and great actresses, and we come to work when we don't feel like it, and we're listening to policy that doesn't make sense, and we teach anyway.

Performing

Smashing.

He is an actor playing the part of a magician.

Kim Kungwoo... you two!

Each time I street juggle I use improvisation.

I'll show them, I'll show them!

He's on at 10 30.

Cast

Featuring

Interpretation is the real story of the performer.

I always hoped some day you'd become an outstanding ballerina under my tutorship

Sword swallowing is from ancient India.

Showtunes

The Act Over.

Yes, the show!

You must do the collection! Later.

The air show?

Let the play begin!

Jim boy, you're terrific.

We are proud to bring you a new collection by Paul Duval, inspired by the Quality Woman, chosen to represent a great American fashion magazine, Quality.

And the robots that play the video are completely autonomous.

I was in Dubai.

You keep the show going.

What do you do to entertain?

How's it coming? The show?

Every performance.

Please, let's get this show on.