THE BANDWAGON

THE BAND WAGON Stratton Theatre

JEFFREY CORDOVA PRODUCTION OF The Band Wagon

Goodevening. I was looking for The Band Wagon party.

The Band Wagon WILL BE THE Great Hit OF THE YEAR

Low cholesterol tribal herbs, safflower oil, a little alcohol, 120 proof.

Dairyu would've liked to send flowers in celebration, but that would've been a bit obvious.

And I want to separate courage and bravery for you for a minute.

But my shyness was paralyzing. The spark didn't catch fire.

Imagine that when we got on this boat, we were all given two Styrofoam peanuts.

Now suppose, instead of Styrofoam peanuts, we take these lovely little chocolates that we get and we had those instead.

Dracorex is the littlest one, Stygimoloch is the middle size one, Pachycephalosaurus is the largest one.

Currently, green peppers with an area of 5000 hectares in the town of Longtou Mountain has become the pillar industry for the local poverty alleviation program.

Daffodils that come before the swallow dares and take the winds of March with beauty.

So there's these two dinosaurs, T. Rex and Nanotyrannus.

They only appear to scaredycats like me, not to brave guys like you.

Which of course means that Stygimoloch and Dracorex are extinct.

The sorriest beardog I ever owned or followed.

Guido is scared! Guido is scared!

Hey, hey, Lonesome. Lonesome boy. Hey.

And that is 10 times longer than it took the mammals to achieve maximum body size and invade all those habitats.

Lonesome, nothing...

In recent years, more farmers ventured into the plantation of tobacco and cotton instead of maize in rain fed areas.

We now call them non avian dinosaurs and avian dinosaurs.

Guts!

Don't you dare.

The nerve of them.

The bone histology tells us that Edmontosaurus is a juvenile, or at least a sub adult, and the other one is an adult and we have an ontogeny.

We're not going to be able to make a dinosaur based on a dinosaur.

I mean, here's Edmontosaurus and Anatotitan.

It's a giant duck bill dinosaur.

This past summer, Prime Minister Sharon took a bold and courageous move by disengaging all troops and civilians from all of the Gaza Strip and parts of the northern West Bank.

How dare you.

Coward?

Coward!

Cowards!

Cowards!

How dare you?

Yellowbellied ?

Sissy!

You yellow...

How dare you!

Foulmouths! Be reasonable...

Cold feet!

You'd have a big dinosaur and a littler dinosaur.