I broke your ashtray.

Kissing a person who smokes is like licking an ashtray.

It's small and large. This is an ashtray, a water glass.

HC And here's something we have no reference to eat. This is a cigar, and basically it's a Cuban cigar made out of a Cuban pork sandwich, so we take these spices that go into the pork shoulder, we fashion that into ash. We take the sandwich and wrap it up in a collard green, put an edible label that bears no similarity to a Cohiba cigar label, and we put it in a dollar ninety nine ashtray and charge you about twenty bucks for it.