Now do you need towels, laundry, maids?

Screw the paper towels. Let's go to a sponge.

She folded up the towels and put them away in the cupboard.

He says, We've got to soak towels. We're going to die from the smoke.

So we see Pranav here going into the supermarket and he's shopping for some paper towels.

And Gene, who's lying on the floor, says, Man, we've got to soak towels. I said, What?

So, we ran to the bathroom, and got towels, and put them over our faces, and the kids faces.

Now, the average house has about 300 megawatt hours of embodied energy in it this is the energy it takes to make it millions and millions of paper towels.

Anyway, the three boys came in four year olds with tea towels on their heads and they put these boxes down, and the first boy said, I bring you gold.

The more attractive she finds him, the more sex they have the more sex they have, the nicer he is to her the nicer he is to her, the less she nags him about leaving wet towels on the bed and ultimately, they live happily ever after.

And then they'll get stupid drunk and smash cake in each others' faces and do the Macarena, and we'll be there showering them with towels and toasters and drinking their free booze and throwing birdseed at them every single time even though we know, statistically, half of them will be divorced within a decade.