So they call grandma, and grandma says, My pan was too small!

And Grandma was even more excited.

My grandma gave me this necklace.

Sometimes, Grandma is more dangerous than the KGB.

My grandma just drank a bit of soup.

And this is when great grandma was born, 1863.

And this is when my grandma was born, 1891.

This woman is Nine, which means grandma in Turkish.

That's when I believe statistics, when it's grandma verified statistics.

And Grandma pushed the button, and she said, Oh, fantastic!

This is Sweden, 1830, when my great great grandma was born.

And then, when she closed the door, Grandma said, No, no, no, no.

And there's nothing different in their wish than it was for my grandma.

This time, the 22 year old team captain the Americans call grandma was well ahead.

And as grandma bot, she can now play, really play, with my sons, with her grandsons, in the real world with his real toys.

That girl can take her iPhone, put it on the robot, send an email to Grandma, who lives on the other side of the country.

Now one other thing women like my grandma do in Turkey is to cover mirrors with velvet or to hang them on the walls with their backs facing out.

My mother and father had been saving money for years to be able to buy that machine, and the first day it was going to be used, even Grandma was invited to see the machine.

But I have to tell you, I have my youngest granddaughter, when she turned seven last year, said to her mother, my daughter, So what's the big deal about Grandma Maddie being Secretary of State?

Grandma It's somebody's birthday today Somebody's birthday today The candles are lighted on somebody's cake And we're all invited for somebody's sake You're 21 years old today.

Grandma can log into that robot and play hide and go seek with her granddaughter for fifteen minutes every single night, when otherwise she might only be able to get to see her granddaughter once or twice a year.

And so while other kids were BBM ing their parents, I was literally waiting by the mailbox to get a letter from home to see how the weekend had gone, which was a little frustrating when Grandma was in the hospital, but I was just looking for some sort of scribble, some unkempt cursive from my mother.