If thou didst ever thy dear father love... O God!

If you'd been a gentleman, you'd have forgotten about it.

If you give me your word you'll forget you ever saw them.

If you're worrying about what people will think, that you were Hugh's wife, well, don't.

Eddie, if you're a smart boy, you'll forget you ever seen us.

How do you live with yourself if you know you've committed horrific crimes?

If you insist upon knowing... your husband called at my office for the diagnosis of your case...

Had Ugo looked at me the way you do, he'd have found out a lot.

Forgive me, for I'm very confused... but if you take care of him, I'll do whatever is right.

Well, if you're used to listening to comedians, then I'm not surprised.

If, as you say, you've been told of me, you know better, Caesar.

I thought if you went to all hat trouble to get them once... you might wanna get them again.

If you ever think, Ah, I want to end it all, don't end it all.

If you ever think that your life is rubbish, always remember there's another you that's made much worse decisions than that.

So if you ever fantasize about going back in time and seeing what a dinosaur looked like, that's what a dinosaur looks like.

Now, if you've ever seen a 2,000 pound camel in a rut, it is a scary, scary thing to behold.

And if you've ever had a mammogram if you're old enough to have had a mammogram you know what comes next pain.

I worried that if I took my hat off I wouldn't be here anymore.

Oh, I've been here before. And when you've been here before, this happened next. It allows you to predict the future.

Antoine de Saint Exupery once said, If you want to build a flotilla of ships, you don't sit around talking about carpentry.

It would have been reassuring if there were an indication that these were taken into account.

And when I think of myself with everything I could possibly hope for... and not a care in the world, and you here in this horrid jail... and not even a human jail, Rhett, a horse jail.

Did you ever...

If you came more often, you'd know that

You see, I decided what to do with the next one... before you even met my wife.

Even then if they argue, tell them I have bowed in submission to God, and so have my followers. And tell the people of the Book and the Arabs Do you submit? If they do, they will find the right path if they turn away, your duty is to deliver the message. And God keeps an eye on His votaries.

If they submit, they have attained the right path and if they turn away (reject), then your duty is only to convey this command and Allah is seeing the bondmen.

So if they dispute with thee, say 'I have surrendered my will to God, and whosoever follows me. And say to those who have been given the Book and to the common folk 'Have you surrendered?' If they have surrendered, they are right guided but if they turn their backs, thine it is only to deliver the Message and God sees His servants.

Wherefore if they contend with thee, say thou have surrendered myself unto Allah and he who followeth me. And say thou unto those who have been vouchsafed the Book and unto the illiterates do you (also) accept Islam? Then if they accept Islam, they are of a surety guided and if they turn away, then upon thee is only the preaching, and Allah is Beholder of His bondsmen.

So if they dispute with you (Muhammad SAW) say I have submitted myself to Allah (in Islam), and (so have) those who follow me. And say to those who were given the Scripture (Jews and Christians) and to those who are illiterates (Arab pagans) Do you (also) submit yourselves (to Allah in Islam)? If they do, they are rightly guided but if they turn away, your duty is only to convey the Message and Allah is All Seer of (His) slaves.

If they argue with you, say, I have surrendered myself to God, and those who follow me. And say to those who were given the Scripture, and to the unlearned, Have you surrendered? If they have surrendered, then they are guided but if they turn away, then your duty is to convey. God is Seeing of the servants.

And if they remonstrate with you, tell them 'I have submitted my whole being to Allah, and so have those who follow me.' And ask the People of the Book as well as those who follow no heavenly Scripture 'Have you also submitted (to Allah)?' If they have submitted to Him, they are indeed on the right way but if they deviate from submitting to Allah, then your duty is merely to deliver the message. Allah observes the affairs of His servants.

And if they argue with thee, (O Muhammad), say I have surrendered my purpose to Allah and (so have) those who follow me. And say unto those who have received the Scripture and those who read not Have ye (too) surrendered? If they surrender, then truly they are rightly guided, and if they turn away, then it is thy duty only to convey the message (unto them). Allah is Seer of (His) bondmen.

If they argue with you, say, I have submitted my will to Allah, and so has he who follows me. And say to those who were given the Book and the uninstructed ones, Do you submit? If they submit, they will certainly be guided but if they turn away, then your duty is only to communicate, and Allah watches His servants.

If they argue with you, say 'I have submitted my face to Allah and so have those who follow me' To those who have received the Book (Jews and Nazarenes) and to the ignorant, ask 'Have you submitted yourselves to Allah' If they became Muslims they were guided, if they turn away, then your only duty is to warn them. Allah is watching over all His worshipers.

So if they argue with you, say, I have submitted myself to Allah in Islam , and so have those who follow me. And say to those who were given the Scripture and to the unlearned, Have you submitted yourselves? And if they submit in Islam , they are rightly guided but if they turn away then upon you is only the duty of notification. And Allah is Seeing of His servants.

(Muhammad), if the People of the Book argue against you, say, I and those who follow me have submitted ourselves to God. Ask the People of the Book and the illiterate ones, Have you embraced Islam? If they embrace Islam, they will find guidance but if they turn away, your task is just to preach. God knows all about His servants.

But if they dispute with you, say I have submitted myself entirely to Allah and (so) every one who follows me and say to those who have been given the Book and the unlearned people Do you submit yourselves? So if they submit then indeed they follow the right way and if they turn back, then upon you is only the delivery of the message and Allah sees the servants.

If they dispute with you, say, I have submitted my whole being to God and so have those who follow me. And ask those who have been given the Book, as well as the unlettered, Do you submit yourselves to God in the same way? If they submit themselves to Him, they are on the right path but if they turn away, your duty is only to convey the message. God is observant of all His servants.

So if they dispute with thee, say I have submitted My whole self to Allah and so have those who follow me. And say to the People of the Book and to those who are unlearned Do ye (also) submit yourselves? If they do, they are in right guidance, but if they turn back, Thy duty is to convey the Message and in Allah's sight are (all) His servants.

Oh, I wish my gweat gweat gwandfather Dartz was here to see me do this.

And once you have been under fire yourself, it brings home even more clearly that a gun is not some macho instrument to brag about.

If you think that, you've forgotten high school.

If you want to learn, I'll be your manager.

If you look at management theory these days, it used to be that our ideal leader sounded something like General Patton, right?