Stop joking, I'm ill

And I think that's the funniest epidemiology joke that you will ever hear.

I don't think that's funny. It wasn't meant to be.

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Tommy, why is that female doctor funny?

The next day I came to see him. I was like, Doctor, that was a really good joke.

Parents don't like you when you're sick.

This is a joke. I m a biologist, OK?

Jokes.

If this is a practical joke, I warn you, I shan't think it very funny.

We have a saying Brevity is the soul of wit.

So it knows something about the subject it knows about the length.

Wrestling joke!

Big joke.

Some toast.

Joke? Snapper?

That's the second of the quadruple.

It's just a joke, that's all it is. It's just a bad joke.

No kidding!

Perseverance!

Watch this. A laugh's good for any illness

I don't think that's funny. Of course it is.

But the joke is, an epidemiologist likes to arrive at an epidemic right here and ride to glory on the downhill curve.

Here goes.

New joke?

It knows how much it's moving.

In a tent? They'll laugh at us.

I thought that was an old one.

Some joke. Who ya trying to amuse?

First there were drums and then knock knock jokes.

Bah!

What a mockery!

This is all a farce.

And I was in the States at the time, and they called me. He was very sick, the first time he got sick.

I like the way she laughs at my jokes.

People will laugh at me.

A real snapper!

It was only supposed to be a joke.

It's only nine months away.

We have a joke. This is an epidemic curve, and everyone in medicine, I think, ultimately gets to know what it is.

There is a time for a doctor to tell his patient the truth.

I don't know what's the matter, we're all so solemn. Is it because I've been stood up by my beau? First time in my experience with men...

Heart attacks are nothing to play with.

It was a joke.

And no trifle.