You're not a duck.

Would you like to shoot lovely ducks?

Darling, I give you very best duck.

I can recommend the roast duck.

It's a giant duck bill dinosaur.

You want me to blow it?

TBP Fracking? What is fracking?

You've been watching a line of ducks, right?

Well now, I know a lot of times we act like ducks, but you're not a duck.

And here you see a dead duck.

Ducks.

But you come back as a duck.

The live duck mounted the dead duck, and started to copulate.

The first case of homosexual necrophilia in the mallard Anas platyrhynchos I knew I'd seen something special, but it took me six years to decide to publish it.

(quacks)

But next to the dead duck is a live duck, and please pay attention.

And he showed that if you were to take a baby and an adult and make an average of what it should look like, if it grew in sort of a linear fashion, it would have a crest about half the size of the adult.

Ducks on the millpond, geese in the ocean, Devil in the pretty girl when she takes a notion.

Duckling's nice this evening.

Safe inside you? Boy, whatever you ever once were, you're now a whore.

It is our last meal. This duck is terrific.

Wanna buy a duck?

The what?

And we get rid of Anatotitan.

This is compliments of General Mireau.

Now, then, who's going to shoot lovely ducks?

Basically you take a goose or a duck and you force feed a ton of grain down its throat.

And here are the ducks again.

Well, in my world, this is a rubber duck.

Yeah, but it's like... It's like shootin' a sittin' duck!

No, no, no. Spy. It rhymes with lie.

Loggerhead's about five miles down the road.

Well, it's just that I think that she'd rather have had the odd toy duck from Woolworths provided she knew you'd chosen it yourself.

May I have my duck back, please?

A tiny little duck... waitin' for its mama.

From the upper banks of Yalu River, heading to northeast of Mukden.

I've the strangest feeling. What is it?

So after six years, my friends and colleagues urged me to publish, so I published The first case of homosexual necrophilia in the mallard.

Brought my little movie camera along to show you folks what it was like.

Donald Duck, Ibsen and The Lone Ranger.

As a matter of fact, he's a dead duck.

Well, we've got a pony and ducks.

When the little duckies Start to swim away

When the little duckies Start to swim away, away, away

Get out! When the little duckies Start to swim away, away, away