I will have you know... that I am distantly related to exKing Farouk of Egypt.

Some old family with a tree a mile long. She's staying here with Dr and Mrs Muller.

Families.

Other relatives Non relatives

What kind of relative?

The orphan near in relationship,

Of a related orphan,

to an orphan near of kin

An orphan, of kin,

To an orphan near of kin.

An orphan near of kin.

to an orphan near of kin

An orphan near of kin,

an orphan among relatives

to an orphaned relative

An orphan of near relationship

an orphaned relative

To an orphan, having relationship,

of an orphaned relative

To the orphan with claims of relationship,

I have no kin.

We're kin, you know.

No, forget relatives.

Father's relatives

Are you relatives?

They'd be delighted. A relative, you know.

He comes from a large family.

And no friend inquires after friend

And no friend will ask concerning his friend.

no loyal friend shall question loyal friend,

And not a friend shall ask a friend,

And no friend will ask of a friend,

No friend will care about his friend.

and no bosom friend will enquire about any of his bosom friends

And no familiar friend will ask a question of his friend

and no friend will inquire about the welfare of his friend,

No loyal friend will ask another loyal friend

And no friend will ask anything of a friend,

even intimate friends will not inquire about their friends,

And friend shall not ask of friend

and no friend will ask about his friend,

And no friend will ask after a friend,

Oh, well, relatives are like that.

And as far as the relatives are concerned ...

What about your relatives?