And without giving you too much of a tirade, I want to talk to you about an invention I brought with me today my 44th invention. No, that's not true either.

Whenever I speak publicly and it doesn't really matter what I say there follows a tirade of abuse on social media calling for deselection, denouncing the politics of the centre, telling me I should not be in the Labour party.

In February 2007, Putin, in an anti Western tirade delivered in Munich, declared I think it is obvious that NATO expansion does not have any relation with the modernization of the Alliance itself or with ensuring security in Europe. On the contrary, it represents a serious provocation that reduces the level of mutual trust.