I will. It won't be as good...

Nothing like it for an education.

but what's he doin' here?

I didn't realize it was so humorous.

I wouldn't think of it!

It is not, nor it cannot come, to good.

It's a good idea, Dan. I'd do it.

I didn't figure it would work out this well.

Listen, if it makes you feel any better,

Well, all right, if that makes you feel any better.

Why did you do that? Was it unpleasant?

You ain't feelin' so good, eh, Joker?

How dear, how good... how friendly.

What's funny?

What's so funny? (laughing)

What's so funny?

OK, would you mind just standing over here for a moment?

Man, this old free world ain't going to know which ear to stand on.

That's why this apple will bring you luck.

So well.

What's the big joke?

I don't think so.

Was that funny? I never know when I'm being funny.

Now, I want you to just look really close up onto what's happened there.

If this is his decision, it's good. Those are the rules.

But would it make you happy?

Doing things in this way has no benefit.

What's so funny?

OK. OK. What's this?

Now, what good is it to have that?

Does doing things in this way have a benefit?

Why are you so unfriendly?

Yeah, but why does it take so long?

Sure. But what's the hurry?

Why are you so good to me?

Get curtains too.

Okay, okay, so it was a crazy idea.

Okay, keep your shirt on!

All right, there's nothing to it.

Is this any good?

Don't be too curious.

Isn't it good?

And what do great customers do, great feeling customers?

Columbo.

Why are you so good to us?